I have my eye on you
STRATEGIC HOMELAND INTERVENTION ENFORCEMENT AND LOGISTICS DIVISION
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
February 8, 2013 From the Desk of Director Nick Fury
Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division
To Whom it may Concern:
Following the Chitauri Incursion, as the recent activity over Stark Tower has
been classified, SHIELD recruitment efforts have been stepped up. To that end,
we have contracted with famed artist, Adam Levermore, to release an exclusive
set of 5 posters to enhance our recruitment message.
These posters, 18 inches by 24 inches, and printed on 80 pound glossy card stock,
are to be available exclusively at ThinkGeek. Agent Coulson, himself,
recommended ThinkGeek as our exclusive partner, and insists his recommendation
has nothing to do with the employee-discount recently extended to SHIELD.
Also, it should be noted that replacing Dr. Banner's wardrobe entirely with
purple sweatpants that say "Juicy" will not be tolerated. On an unrelated note,
Mr. Stark's access to the quartermaster's stock room has been suspended.