Made from 100% cotton, this black t-shirt features an image of Superman (rendered by Jim Lee), flying in front of what appears to be a red sun...which is a BAD IDEA for Superman since, y'know, a sun radiating anything BUT yellow solar radiation tends to...NOT EMPOWER SUPERMAN!! Good gravy, any second now he's going going to implode and plummet towards a planetary body with the stronger gravitational pull. Then, Superman will burn up during reentry. Superman's manager really needs to think these things through, regardless of the payday.